F*ck You, Meta
Dear Meta,
I’m sorry to inform you, but we are breaking up.
Despite years of posting, building, connecting, and investing… I’m done.
Years of building a community? Gone in an instant.
Memories, photos, friendships, my business page that I spent real money growing all disappeared.
Why? Because you don’t have your life together.
You’ve become too big for your own glitchy, automated britches. And honestly? I pity you.
Back in February, when my account got hacked, you gave me nothing.
No real support. No contact. No accountability.
You won’t even talk to users unless they have a business account.
Oh wait, I DID.
Well, I did until you let someone take it from me.
Thankfully, my partner managed to get in touch with someone through his business page, but even then you fumbled the bag four times. And after all that? You dropped us like we were nothing.
I get it. I’m just krill in your digital ocean.
But this should have been simple.
Block the hacker. Give me my account back. Done.
And still, despite losing access to my main platform,
I sold out PURRRLESQUE.
Without you.
Without your help.
On my own.
It’s been since February that I have been locked out of my business accounts.
Today, I finally said, “Let’s start over. It’s fine. We will rebuild.”
So I created a brand new account.
Fresh start. Good vibes.
As soon as I hit submit, I was blocked again.
It claimed I had violated community guidelines.
I hadn’t even posted anything yet.
The absurdity of it broke something in me.
And just like that, I realized…
I have outgrown you.
I can’t believe I even considered coming back.
Thank the goddess I came to my senses in time.
Because, I’m building something better.. Welcome to the UNHINGED Community
If Meta taught me anything, it’s that they don’t get to own our community.
I do. We do.
So I’m building something better. Something real. Something sovereign.
A space where I can share my best choreographies with my most loving students.
A space where we are safe.
Where I have full control, and you are not trapped in endless doom scrolling.
This is what real community looks like:
Women committed to becoming 1 percent better every day
Support through wins and losses
Accountability, sensuality, and empowerment
Lifting each other up without apology
Dancing through the madness and healing the unhinged
Want to Join Me?
🖤 The UNHINGED Community launches October 1st.
I’m accepting the first 20 founding members for only $15 per month.
You’ll be the first to access:
✨ Weekly Group Coachings
💃 Dance Fitness and Heels Training
🪑 Chair Choreography
🧘♀️ Sensual Stretching and Mobility
🪞 Mirror Mastery Method
🎁 And a few wild surprises
PLUS
👻 In Person Weekly Dance Classes resume October 5th just in time for spooky season
$15 drop in classes. Costumes optional but fierce energy required.
So yeah, Meta
F*CK YOU.
But also
Thank you. Because you reminded me that I never needed you in the first place.
🖤
XOXO,
Roxanne Ryan
